Day??? How bout the WEEK! I finally made it home…
Let’s see where did it start? Oh yes Tuesday night… Off to Yellowknife, rather uneventful 40 hour rounder, 15 hours driving up ( you can do that North of 60 ;D), 13 back, (sure) short sleep, book er home. Thursday, arrive Edmonton 5 pm, CRASH, sleep, die, so tired…up at 1am, off to Yellowknife again, be prepared for switch in Peace River on Saturday…k fine…no prob…repeat above, but prepare to stop 300 miles north of Edmonton for switch. Saturday…crash in Enterprise…grab & go for coffee & homemade muffin…no messages, no cell service there, so use the payphone…I hate that. ??? I cross the Alberta border, starting to think…m a y b e I can go home?? I’m tired, dirty & itchy (it’s hot, the horseflies are the size of small birds & they are vicious) I am back across the border like 5 minutes, in cell service like 1 1/2 minutes…my phone rings…C R A P … it’s dispatch…it’s 930 am…what the hesk is he doing up so early? He works till 2am…I KNOW he sleeps till 11 … @#$%@# caught! ;D “I got that load to Yellowknife” says he. BUT (there’s ALWAYS a BUT) I couldn’t get it to Peace River. Can you come to Edmonton to get it? DAMN! OK, book er to Edmonton, no guarantees how far will get back…”Don’t care, just get it out of the yard” You bet, for sure. Fuel, shower, maybe eat? Food would be nice, yes definitely EAT!
Off to Yellowknife for the 3rd time in 5 days… Did I mention it’s 950 miles one way? Well I made it 3.5 hours back…ok SLEEP… Sunday 4 am…up and rolling…C O F F E E…. High Level…FUEL C O F F E E… Enterprise… C O F E E….quick grilled cheese to eat on the ferry…Goddam Buffalo… how many times did I stop for them??? Stopped counting after 20….
They OWN the road…. Damned things…



On to Yellowknife…RAIN…RAIN…thunderbooms…thunder & lightening to shake the truck…DRIVING rain…
Bristol Pit…break train…SOAKED…SHEESH…Water everywhere..It rains TWO damned days/year in Yellowknife & I get DRENCHED!!
Drop lead in yard…pick up empty lead, head back to Bristol pit to make train for home….GODDAM RAIN..SOAKED again ??? ??? ???
ITCHY>>>STICKY>>>>SOAKED
Will I make the ferry????? Think so…shuts down at 11:45pm…hmmmm M A Y B E…ok try….YES last ferry….John (ferry master) he sees me YES…he’s waiting…COME ON Kat HURRY UP..on the VHF we wanna go home….120kph…flying with Rocky double…don’t look in mirrors…
Cross the river…Junction turnout 20 kms ahead…sooooo tired….pull in there, wake up at 5am….ahhh crap….bears…gotta pee , outhouse has NO door!!!!
Will I make Enterprise? 1 hour away? Think so….Monday morning…CJ’s is closed on Monday…no worries I have key….ahhh potty, wash….back to bed….S L E E P…
Up at 10 am…wow day 1/2 gone…. head for home….10 hours away. High Level, top one tank, head home, eta Edmonton 8 pm, maybe gonna make that damned Greyhound on time to p/u youngest daughter coming in from Calgary….Phone is ringing…Dispatch…can you go to Valleyview to do switch at 10? TEN???? GEEZUS do I get to SLEEP today?….maybe later. Blast across the city…p/u daughter….make it back to shop for 10….Daughter went to bed…MY bed…in MY TRUCK! ??? ???….Load not ready till MIDNIGHT!!! DAMN! Oh well….C O F F E E…. Made Valleyview…somewhere found some energy…and NO they don’t come in little white pills…I DO NOT under ANY circumstances do drugs of any kind….I don’t even drink LOL… Found a turnout 1 hour away…S L E E P…Damn Shelley is KICKING me….GEEZUS…get up and head home…
Went really HOME…too hot to sleep in truck…crawled into house…Maui wants me, Heidi wants me… I haven’t been home in 8 days…sorry girls I’m TIRED….7pm Phone is ringing….Hubby, he made it to Yellowknife…ok thanks for waking me…want to sleep….phone…again…WHY did I answer it???? Dispatch, can you do 2 short trips? WHERE? Edson, 2 hours away…with what? TURNPIKES!! 53ft lead, 48 ft B Box…overloaded…no scales…oh well
FINALLY got home at noon….I have a DAY OFF!!!!! I am at H O M E!!!!