HOS for Lot Lizards....
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Skull... you remind me of the time our design firm did a TA outside of Atlanta, I had to go down for project site meetings and during the punch out, I made the comment, being a smart ass, that we needed at least one trucking parking spot reserved for the handicapped and it had to have a DOT sign identifying it as such..............well, a week later, I come back to do the final punch out and low an behold there it is..........the first spot on the end of the middle lane, striped and a DOT sign.......needless to say I was somewhat dumb founded and then realized the GC was about to pee in his pants from laughter.......... we left it there, it wasn't really a slot, but was supposed to be painted with yellow stripes to designate the end of the line of parking.......the GC later told me the TA manager got more laughs from the looks of drivers as they walked in the first week........it took the lot layout sub a week to get back and repaint the lines yellow.........
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Originally Posted by yoopr
Originally Posted by Skullitor
Sadly in OKY City, I've seen lizzards that look like their 12 years old! ops: Sad too. :cry:
ENTRAPMENT! :x A Lawyer sitting next to me looking at my laptop said the magic word to cops is "WHEN YOU,offer a price" He said don't bother asking them if their a cop as the courts said they don't have to tell you the truth. LET THEM tell YOU Their price! he said.YOU CAN'T BE ARRESTED as long as YOU DO NOT OFFER A PRICE OUT LOUD! As YOU ARE BEING RECORDED! This conversation really livened up the T.A. Lunch counter as 20 or more truckers asked this guy questions on law.He was really cool and a nice guy.
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The pilot leaving Memphis on 78 is really bad.........a warning for anybody thinking about it......MPD vice works it just about every day....chances are the little girl knocking on your door is undercover..........my wife, being a Public Defender with Shelby Co., has handled more than a few cases for drivers who were got in the operation........and if she isn't undercover, then chances are she's a crack hoe, who will steal you blind the first time you turn your back on her..........she's handled a few of those cases as well.
To be honest with you.........I've yet to see a lot lizard who could ever tempt me.
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Aligator .... I like your idea of making them log their hours in log books........but dang, who are you going to get to do the DOT safety inspections......... you couldn't pay them inspectors enough to do that..... besides, they'd run out of OOS tags to quick.
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Originally Posted by Skullitor
Sadly in OKY City, I've seen lizzards that look like their 12 years old! ops: Sad too. :cry:
They only seem to come in 2 models creepishly young....., and the 200yr old look only meth can achieve ...............
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Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
Originally Posted by Skullitor
Sadly in OKY City, I've seen lizzards that look like their 12 years old! ops: Sad too. :cry:
They only seem to come in 2 models creepishly young....., and the 200yr old look only meth can achieve ...............
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