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Old 08-20-2006, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by stevedb28
dont forget the lizard weigh scales roflmao :shock:
They only have to get weighed if they are loaded. If they are overweight they automatically get put out of service, well usually I think.
 
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what about the lizard dispatcher (can i say pimp in here?) :shock: can you say "forced dispatch"
 
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Old 08-20-2006, 04:43 AM
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yoopr:
Ate at Big Cabin.
Frank and Sons was the first company I drove for ... there at Big Cabin .. they own that area there .... did you ever have their brown beans and cornbread ... good stuff. My old stomping grounds ...

I've yet to find a TS in OklaCity ... that didn't give me the creeps ... should see the look on the lizards face when a female comes to the door their knocking on ... :shock:
 
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Originally Posted by for4roses
yoopr:
Ate at Big Cabin.
Frank and Sons was the first company I drove for ... there at Big Cabin .. they own that area there .... did you ever have their brown beans and cornbread ... good stuff. My old stomping grounds ...

I've yet to find a TS in OklaCity ... that didn't give me the creeps ... should see the look on the lizards face when a female comes to the door their knocking on ... :shock:
I knew the Owner and Son very Well-I was going there when I was a pretty much nothing truck stop with gravel parking and now it's one of my Favorites along with the little Golf Cart to pick and deliver the Drivers.
Showers are Excellent.
So you ran Montreal alot Eh? lol
Forgot the Kids name but he ran the Shop area at the Truck stop.
Their restaurant is very good and they've made some huge improvements.
 
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Old 08-20-2006, 06:25 AM
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yoopr :
So you ran Montreal alot Eh?
... yep ... spent a lot of time from the west coast to the east coast in Canada ..... started to feel real comfortable there....
 
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How do you tell the difference between a lot lizard and an undercover police pretending to be a hoe?
The police woman will have all her teeth, lot lizards will be missing a few.
 
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Originally Posted by jaywrags
How do you tell the difference between a lot lizard and an undercover police pretending to be a hoe?
The police woman will have all her teeth, lot lizards will be missing a few.
:lol: TRUE! :lol:
 
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I saw a sting on T.V. the other night, where the cop blacked out a couple of her teeth with some kind of make-up.
There was a girl in Mariana Florida a week ago who popped up on the steps (while we were doing paperwork)and asked if we could buy her "gas" for her car and she could pay us in "BJ's".
She was pretty, but I don't go for "group thangs" so I sent her to the Swift truck next door.
 
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:50 PM
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So who breaks the seal on the load? The trucker or the lizard's John?

Yeah, I know...that one was bad. :P
 
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:43 PM
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I just hope they don't have to log a full 8 hours in the SAME sleeper! :shock:

I usually want to dump 'em after just a two hour "break!"
 
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