Rednecks crack me up
#11
03-14-2007, 05:51 PM
Originally Posted by clawHAMMER
Years ago I was at the truck stop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively over sized hog with enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed 2 truck stops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.
It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've. Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock: That's just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck.
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#12
03-14-2007, 11:39 PM
Originally Posted by Blacksheep
Originally Posted by clawHAMMER
Years ago I was at the truck stop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively over sized hog with enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed 2 truck stops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.
It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've. Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock: That's just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck. I bet a paint ball gun would've come in handy. :lol:
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#13
03-14-2007, 11:55 PM
Originally Posted by clawHAMMER
Years ago I was at the truckstop in Boise, ID and sitting in my seat doing my paperwork and all of a sudden the sleeper door in the rig parked next to me flew open and this massively oversized hog with enough cottage cheeze on her thighs to feed 2 truckstops just hung her nasty ass out the sleeper door and let 'er flow.
It was repulsive and disgusting. I fired up my rig and hauled ass. I would've peeled rubber out of there if I could've. Unfortunately that image has been burned into my brain ever since. :shock: Thats just one reason of many why I don't tell people I drive a truck.
#14
03-15-2007, 01:55 AM
Originally Posted by yoopr
Originally Posted by coastie
Seen it many times.
I'm currently residing in the Philippines. and that is common practice here. Not long ago, I was standing out side a Store waiting for my little princess to come out. This little girl about 3 to 4 years of age walks out of the store stops just out side in the door way and drops her pants and squots and takes a leak..
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#16
03-15-2007, 02:51 AM
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well I been taking pictures and wanted to post them on a website, but legal issues could arise so i just get them pissing with the truck number and company in photo and mailing them to the companies home address.
figure the company will wonder what else I could do with the photos and talk to there drivers...mostly I see east coast companies pissin everywhere so it might be the norm for the eastern half, I noticed the truck stops on the eastern half are all trashed out and smell like sewer anyway, I like the western half much better...
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#17
03-15-2007, 03:49 AM
I saw all sorts of nasty at the T/A in Ontario California ware me and my trainer were stuck. The worst was a fellow, a driver who had been there for awhile was on soothing. I offered to buy the fellow a cup of coffie or something and before he could answer me he barfed right at my feet. I gave him a fiver and went swiftly to the truck.
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03-15-2007, 04:49 AM
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03-15-2007, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokeeater
Big Jeep, please say this WASN"T a Maverick driver ! :shock:
Nope some obscure company can't even remember the name of the company ...But I remember it was based out of Arkansas the driver had that inbred big forehead look . |
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