Something that really disturbs me...

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Old 06-23-2009, 11:57 PM
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While sitting down on the crapper, the guy that was taking a crap next to me gets up and leaves. In comes billy big rigger and proceeds to take a piss. Now it's pretty obvious the first guy didn't sit in piss. I get out and the guy is gone, take a look and there's ****ing piss all over the seat.

In the future, I'm going to find out who it is. And when he's in line with 8-10 other people, I'm gonna completely emberass him until he cleans up his mess. Something like:

"hey buddy, what's your name?"

"John"

"Nice to meet you John. I'm wondering John, do you piss on toilet seats at home?"

*puzzled look*

"I'm wondering why you didn't bother to lift up the seat, or bother to clean up after yourself. Do you live in a barn? Do you have a cow for a wife? You know I bet you don't even have a wife, you're such a ******* slob!"

Would that work?
 
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i've been tempted quite a bit to do something similar.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:32 AM
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Several years ago I actually had a guy come back and clean up after himself when I confronted him. My wife tells me that women are worse than men when it comes to leaving a mess in the bathroom.
 
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This guy might disagree.

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Originally Posted by GMAN
Several years ago I actually had a guy come back and clean up after himself when I confronted him. My wife tells me that women are worse than men when it comes to leaving a mess in the bathroom.

tHEY ARE! i used to work at a gas station. the women's room was often closed down at least once a week for various reasons. i once found a ring of blood from a woman who pulled out her tampon and spun it around like a helicopter. another time, a toilet had what looked to be a cow patty in it. the patty was purple. i dunno how they could have dropped such a nasty thing. a lot of times there were bloody tampons taped to the stall walls. yeah, the women's room is very disgusting.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Syncrosonix

tHEY ARE! i used to work at a gas station. the women's room was often closed down at least once a week for various reasons. i once found a ring of blood from a woman who pulled out her tampon and spun it around like a helicopter. another time, a toilet had what looked to be a cow patty in it. the patty was purple. i dunno how they could have dropped such a nasty thing. a lot of times there were bloody tampons taped to the stall walls. yeah, the women's room is very disgusting.
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I've said things out loud to embarass people that don't wash their hands before. I have no shame on calling people out.
 
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by allan5oh
While sitting down on the crapper, the guy that was taking a crap next to me gets up and leaves. In comes billy big rigger and proceeds to take a piss. Now it's pretty obvious the first guy didn't sit in piss. I get out and the guy is gone, take a look and there's ****ing piss all over the seat.

In the future, I'm going to find out who it is. And when he's in line with 8-10 other people, I'm gonna completely emberass him until he cleans up his mess. Something like:

"hey buddy, what's your name?"

"John"

"Nice to meet you John. I'm wondering John, do you piss on toilet seats at home?"

*puzzled look*

"I'm wondering why you didn't bother to lift up the seat, or bother to clean up after yourself. Do you live in a barn? Do you have a cow for a wife? You know I bet you don't even have a wife, you're such a ******* slob!"

Would that work?

Okay, what really disturbs me, is what the !#$% would possess you to look into the stall and on/in the crapper as to what/how someone discharged their bowel movement??

I do agree how gross it is to know some guy just took a wizz, then zips up and doesnt even bother to wash his hands. thats why i am like bill murray in "what about bob".....i use TP or a papertowl to open doors and what not. or i REALLY REALLY scrub my hands when i'm done.
 
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I could tell buddy was standing up by the very LOUD splashing sounds he was making.
 
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Well at least he made it to the bathroom and didn't use the parking lot.
 



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