Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!

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Old 12-11-2007, 05:05 AM
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My Rant for the evening:

90% of all the drivers on the roads today--have less than a year's experience---that makes this the best forum to bring this issue to YOUR attention.

90% of the men's room toilet seats--I find have been pissed on just when I urgently need them most!

Is there a connection here?

Gentlemen, God did not create all men equal---if he/she had, some of lesser, or more Modest ones--would not require the privacy of a stall to tinkle!

Please be considerate---lift the seat while you hunt around in the stable for your tiny prick---if you don't want to touch that seat with your hands( and I don't blame you there) it's very easy to lift with your foot. You can even--flush with your foot.

I can think of no other reason--why a grown man would be pissing on a toilet seat- when there are perfectly functional urinals to be used instead.
Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman. Or the lot, maybe the truck stop could put fire hydrant in the middle for you all.

Now, is it an issue of homophobia? are you concerned a 'good buddy' trucker will admire your 'johnson' and ask for a date? If this is the reason,
you feel it's necessary to use a Stall- then YOU STILL CAN LIFT THE DARN SEAT!

FOR THE REST OF YOU INCONSIDERATE ANIMALS! I HOPE YOU CATCH SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU SET ON ONE THAT'S BEEN MARKED THIS WAY.....WHAT GOES AROUND....COMES AROUND!


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It is really a sad state of affairs when one needs to address restroom etiquette to a group of what is suppose to be adults, but I do understand where you are coming from.

It also irks me when the last user fails to flush. It literally makes me sick when I open a stall door and find well used toilet paper laying on the floor, and it leaves me gagging as well as amazed and confused when I find the last user was unable to make their fecal matter go into the bowel. :roll: :roll:

And while we are on the subject.......Soap and water are your friend. Wash your hands when you are done.
 
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:49 PM
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:shock:

Switch to decaf.

:shock:

But yeah, I agree that it's just nasty.
 
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Uturn2001
and it leaves me gagging as well as amazed and confused when I find the last user was unable to make their fecal matter go into the bowel.
Why would they want their fecal matter to go into their bowels?
 
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...as opposed to coming outta they're mouth or ears.
 
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by headborg
Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman.
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C'est une erreur commune avec quelques Américains. Ils confondent les Français
avec ce que veulent dire ils, Canadien français.
Comment vous leur permettez de résider à côté de toi tout de ces années…
I Jacques Strapp AM stupéfiant. Maintenant je m'ennuie et suis fatigué.




Oui..oui...I Jacques Strapp...oui..oui.
OoOoooOooLa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:10 PM
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Man, I agree 1000 times with you. I cannot understand why we as men don't act as men. It is not funny nor cute to see someone piss or sh!t left on or inside the seat. It makes me wonder how many of these guys piss on their toilets at home, because everyday I stop at a truckstop I see something left behind. That is another reason why the motoring public don't care about us because we don't care enough to flush nor wash your hands. You guys want to make 50 and 100 thousand a year but you act like little toddlers when your in the restroom. I would not pay you that kind of money either if you don't have the common courtesy to do something you were taught as child to do; lift the seat, flush the toilet, and wash your hands when finished.
 
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Only from the experience of having three boys, I understand they like to point in a general area and wave it all around. Not to mention the time I have caught them sleep peeing where a puddle of urine is in a toy box or dresser. Here is my guess. So men will pee in the toilet if the urinals are full. And the reason it is all over is they dont hold it just swing it in a general direction. Solution would be to lift the seat. As far as the matter on the seat, I have an idea but it is to gross to post. :wink:
 
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Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
Only from the experience of having three boys, I understand they like to point in a general area and wave it all around. Not to mention the time I have caught them sleep peeing where a puddle of urine is in a toy box or dresser. Here is my guess. So men will pee in the toilet if the urinals are full. And the reason it is all over is they dont hold it just swing it in a general direction. Solution would be to lift the seat. As far as the matter on the seat, I have an idea but it is to gross to post. :wink:
But in 14years of driving; the only times I've seen ALL the urinals full at truck stop/ service plaza /rest area are when a bus load of men/boys have stopped....but I always fine the seats wet at any given time of day.

Maybe one solution would to make the toilet seats--spring loaded so they would remain up- unless a weight of a butt is on it.
As to why solid waste is sometimes on them- my only guess is those men--squat over the seat( instead of coming in direct contact with it)
 
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:45 PM
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My question is why use the restrooms at all to pee. Montana law has declared that as long as you are making an effort to shield yourself from view you can go where you need to go. I would think other states have adopted this reasoning also.
Europe has been this way for years. In Norway I have passed by "Rest areas" where a couple of busloads of students had stopped to take a leak. The males all lined up side by side with their back to the road and the females went in to the woods aways.

If you are parked in a lot with trucks on either side, just go pee on your tires. Just make sure they are your tires. :shock:
In rest or parking areas, put your back to the road and let er go. I think you will find that nobody really cares to find out what you are doing.

Creek

Oh and as far as public toilets and catching something from them goes. Remember that crabs can jump 15 feet. :lol:
 
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