Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!
#11
12-11-2007, 04:04 PM
Another time I walked into a Flying J rest room and found a guy completely naked taking a 'sponge bath' in front of the sink area....I asked "didn't he know they have private showers" for that?
He said he didn't have the money for that. I offered him one of my shower credits. He said he didn't accept charity. Later, I came in and caught him bent over with a cross dresser behind him in a restroom stall. When he saw me watching ( as I enjoy Watching stuff like gay cross dressers & clowns doing it in public places ) he started pissing all over the seat- and pushed the poor cross-dresser away. Claiming he was from Idaho and not Gay. p.s. You can lock this thread too now. 
#12
12-11-2007, 04:17 PM
Re: Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!
Originally Posted by roadhog
Originally Posted by headborg
Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman.
C'est une erreur commune avec quelques Américains. Ils confondent les Français avec ce que veulent dire ils, Canadien français. Comment vous leur permettez de résider à côté de toi tout de ces années… I Jacques Strapp AM stupéfiant. Maintenant je m'ennuie et suis fatigué.  Oui..oui...I Jacques Strapp...oui..oui. OoOoooOooLa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. :mrgreen: Such talk.
#13
12-11-2007, 04:46 PM
Originally Posted by headborg
Another time I walked into a Flying J rest room and found a guy completely naked taking a 'sponge bath' in front of the sink area....I asked "didn't he know they have private showers" for that?
He said he didn't have the money for that. I offered him one of my shower credits. He said he didn't accept charity. Later, I came in and caught him bent over with a cross dresser behind him in a restroom stall. When he saw me watching ( as I enjoy Watching stuff like gay cross dressers & clowns doing it in public places ) he started pissing all over the seat- and pushed the poor cross-dresser away. Claiming he was from Idaho and not Gay. p.s. You can lock this thread too now.
#14
12-11-2007, 06:19 PM
Truckers have brought the image upon themselves. The next time you are headed to L.A. from say Barstow on the 15 , stop at the top of the hill at the check brake area on the cajon pass and see the image truckers portray. I stopped there the other day after delivering a load of fuel to have a smoke and was just amazed at all the piss bottles and garbage strewn about. It looked just like the city dump!!!
I feel for the small percentage of truckers that "do the right thing" but the rest are just plain scum bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#15
12-11-2007, 06:21 PM
Originally Posted by fuelman
Truckers have brought the image upon themselves. The next time you are headed to L.A. from say Barstow on the 15 , stop at the top of the hill at the check brake area on the cajon pass and see the image truckers portray. I stopped there the other day after delivering a load of fuel to have a smoke and was just amazed at all the piss bottles and garbage strewn about. It looked just like the city dump!!!
I feel for the small percentage of truckers that "do the right thing" but the rest are just plain scum bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#16
12-11-2007, 06:26 PM
Re: Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!
Originally Posted by headborg
My Rant for the evening:
90% of all the drivers on the roads today--have less than a year's experience---that makes this the best forum to bring this issue to YOUR attention. 90% of the men's room toilet seats--I find have been pissed on just when I urgently need them most! Is there a connection here? Gentlemen, God did not create all men equal---if he/she had, some of lesser, or more Modest ones--would not require the privacy of a stall to tinkle! Please be considerate---lift the seat while you hunt around in the stable for your tiny prick---if you don't want to touch that seat with your hands( and I don't blame you there) it's very easy to lift with your foot. You can even--flush with your foot. I can think of no other reason--why a grown man would be pissing on a toilet seat- when there are perfectly functional urinals to be used instead. Hell, if your not house broken--I'd prefer you do it corner- like a Frenchman. Or the lot, maybe the truck stop could put fire hydrant in the middle for you all. Now, is it an issue of homophobia? are you concerned a 'good buddy' trucker will admire your 'johnson' and ask for a date? If this is the reason, you feel it's necessary to use a Stall- then YOU STILL CAN LIFT THE DARN SEAT! FOR THE REST OF YOU INCONSIDERATE ANIMALS! I HOPE YOU CATCH SOMETHING THE NEXT TIME YOU SET ON ONE THAT'S BEEN MARKED THIS WAY.....WHAT GOES AROUND....COMES AROUND! GOOD NIGHT!
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#18
12-11-2007, 06:36 PM
Originally Posted by fuelman
Hey Creek,
Just a hello, I grew up in Bozeman, sure miss that country!! "Bozeman, Just 20 minutes from Montana" :lol: I have lived in Gallatin County my entire tenure here, 25 years now. All kidding aside it is still one of the best places in the country to live. The standard of living here is very high. Creek Ok. back to the pee thread. :wink:
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#19
12-11-2007, 07:20 PM
Kicking my self in the butt,,,, in 1981 could have bought property in the three forks area for 500 dollars an acre. Never would have imagined the growth that has taken place in that area. Wonder how people make it there now with the inflated housing, I know its them damn californians. Maybe one day i will be one of those californians, we bought a house here 4 years ago for 200k and today is worth 400k.
Hiked all over the bridgers when i was a kid, road our bikes to the M and took off,,, did it in the winter also. Peace out!!!
#20
12-11-2007, 11:16 PM
Pissing on the seats is bad, what about when you go into a stall and there's a log still floating in there?
Has anyone ever heard of mercy flushing? Attention people, you are allowed to flush the toilet more than once. For God's sake, flush it 100 times, we don't need to see what you ate last night from Toxic Hell. How about you go into a stall and the person crapped on the back edge of the bowl and left it there, or wiped their ass and threw the toilet paper on the floor? Damm people, learn some personal hygiene. Please wash your hands after you take a crap or shake your shizzle. Oh, and please shake your shizzle in the urinal so I don't have to walk in the dribble. |
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