Stop whizzing on the Toilet Seats, Please!
#31
12-15-2007, 08:56 PM
Originally Posted by enobeenob
People are moving out of California, not moving to.
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#32
12-16-2007, 01:25 AM
its not homophobic tp piss in a stall. some people are just bladder shy and can't wizz when someone is behind them or next to them. Y is that? who knows.
and as for the seat lid being down... alot of people are just too damn lazy to lift the seat. They use mine over matter. Its not mine so it don't matter.
#33
12-16-2007, 03:57 AM
Originally Posted by bigfoot2184
its not homophobic tp piss in a stall. some people are just bladder shy and can't wizz when someone is behind them or next to them. Y is that? who knows.
and as for the seat lid being down... alot of people are just too damn lazy to lift the seat. They use mine over matter. Its not mine so it don't matter. Bladder Shy??? Hey that just reminded me of a funny scene from "My Name is Nobody" with Terence Hill & Henry Fonda Where the train engineer goes in the Public Latrine and Terence is standing across from him......stares at him and keeps whistling at him...so he can't whiz---then finally goes and steals the train while he's busy.
#34
12-16-2007, 04:44 PM
Originally Posted by headborg
Originally Posted by bigfoot2184
its not homophobic tp piss in a stall. some people are just bladder shy and can't wizz when someone is behind them or next to them. Y is that? who knows.
and as for the seat lid being down... alot of people are just too damn lazy to lift the seat. They use mine over matter. Its not mine so it don't matter.
Bladder Shy???
Hey that just reminded me of a funny scene from "My Name is Nobody" with Terence Hill & Henry Fonda Where the train engineer goes in the Public Latrine and Terence is standing across from him......stares at him and keeps whistling at him...so he can't whiz---then finally goes and steals the train while he's busy.
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#36
12-16-2007, 05:14 PM
All toilets should have an electrical switch that would shock anyone the peas on the seat. But when you sit down the seat would push a button down and disconnect the switch, stopping flow of electricity so people using the toilet correctly would not get shocked!
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#37
12-16-2007, 06:30 PM
Well.... I like the idea of a spring loaded seat that will go up automatically. But we all could just switch to the japan toilet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan They used a Squat toilet. They were very common till WW2. But even now, there still common in public. There modern toilet thats like ours is even different than ours. Below is a picture of the Squat Toilet from Japan.  Your ass never touches it.
#39
12-16-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally Posted by chuck3507
All toilets should have an electrical switch that would shock anyone the peas on the seat. But when you sit down the seat would push a button down and disconnect the switch, stopping flow of electricity so people using the toilet correctly would not get shocked!
Now that! Thinking! I love it...lets see what would be needed.... Ok the entire floor of the stall you have to stand in a wet saltwater solution---- connected to a live trip wire-----then a metal toilet seat connected to the same while down---anytime you whizz on the seat---it would complete the circuit....hmmmm but I guess you'd need a pressure switch then---so when you set on/ or touch the seat you wouldn't get shocked.-----need some experimenting--- any other thoughts--suggestions along this line.
#40
12-24-2007, 10:09 PM
This doesnt always work out but most driver get more shower credits then they use so if that is true for you use the extra for a nice clean private bathroom when you can.
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