Originally Posted by coastie

I driven throug DC, Chicago even NYC during Rush hour. Never did I see the driving like I did around Atlanta. The closes to turning a truck over was in Atlanta beltway. 2 Punks in a Old Chevy cut in front and I notice the car getting closer as I was slowing down. All I saw was their roof when they cut in, so pushed harder and harder on the brakes, next thing I knew my cab was sideways.. Trailer stayed straight though. After I got straighten back out, i did notice they were turned around laughing. After I got to my pickup, the broker called to see if I made it. Theses guys played the game with another trucker, he was not so lucky, it cost him his life.

9 out of 10 close call with a 4 wheeler it had a tag from one of the 7 counties that make up the City of Atlanta. even in St Louis, Mo.

I am currently not driving, and I wrote this little deal about Atlants's drivers, the 10 rules to drive in Atlanta.

10 Rules To Drive in Atlanta, Ga

1st --- You need A news paper, a book, office work, and a kid for the back seat. Just to be leagally drive in the streets or Interstates system in Atlanta, or you fail to follow rule #9.

2nd--- Drive at a speed 40 above the posted speed when driving on a more than 2 lane road.

3rd--- If you see a big truck, race up to it and get aside of it in the blind spot and match his speed.

4th--- When you need to exit get in the farthest inside lane, the do a 90 degree turn on the interstate. For other roads get in the oppesite lane fartherest from the direction you need to turn.

5th--- If you see a big rig, wait till he is close, then pull out in front and go 10 feet and turn left.

6th--- If you fail to follow rule #3 cut in front of the truck and slam on brakes.

7th--- If you follow rule #3 and you come up to your exit, Ignore rule #4. Follow rule #6. Then make your turn without a signal.

8th--- If you have a kid, the child must not be in seat belts going from one side to the other.

9th--- When the Car is in running you must be reading, eating and Shaving or putting on make up while doing 100 MPH in backed up traffic.

10th--- If you live in one of the Counties of City of Atlanta, You must drive this way everywhere you go, or you'll lose your driving rights.


By hobbyman
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My CB handle when I was driven was Hobbyman, therefore was my penname.