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Old 07-13-2009, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Biscuit Lips
HOLY SMOKES MAN, lay off the high-speed chicken speed before you try to type so the rest of us have a some chance of interperting that garble!

You mean high speed chicken feed ?
 
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Parrotheadfla
[font="Century Gothic"][size="6"]:smokin:I HAVE NO SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET,THEY ALL HANG OUT ON THE COUCH WITH ME.THEY EAT MY CHIPS AND DRINK MY BEER.but at least i am not alone!:smokin:
Ahhh... Florida... The land of DRUNKS, DRUG ADDICTS, and DERELICTS... Yeah, I'll bet you don't eat alone. Do they leave enough for you?
 
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Old 07-25-2009, 03:17 PM
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I heard the usual CB Rambos threatening to kick each others azz the other day going thru Houston...

One guy was saying..."Damn right I'll pull over azzwipe...but first I gotta warn you...I DON'T PLAY. I'll stop, but I DON'T PLAY. In fact I quit school in the 3rd grade cause they kept having recess...I DON'T PLAY!!!"
 
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by still bullhauler
It was late july, west bound on I 94 between Gary and Chicago, around midnight, the traffic is heavy but the road works is a *****. three lanes down to one, runnig with a kentucky bullhauler nome of Ron loaded with bulls for long prairie min, we are in the centere lane four wheelers just screeming by, Ron pulls over into the hammer lane I pull a long side. now we have control, when the cb lights up. hey bullhauler what makes you so special, and with out missing a beat, Ron comes back my mama didnt your mama tell you you were special.
Dude, it's called spell-check! Try it before you select "post"
 
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:29 AM
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Ok, this was way back when I was a county jailer in Fort worth, TX.

We had this jail corporal... Cpl Homer Hannah. Cpl Hannah was and old school Blue Dog Democrat.

One day I was returning from my dinner break and Cpl Hannah just happened to get into the elevator with me. Right away he started to tell me a joke. "Officer Childs, what's the most dangerous thing in wartime?"

Without missing a beat, I responded, "A Democrat in the White House?"

He didn't think that was funny.
 



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